is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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