Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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