i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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