You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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