***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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