I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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