In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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