Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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