My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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