he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
