Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Randomize
