were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
