He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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