Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
