I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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