I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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