Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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