think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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