She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
