I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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