as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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