Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i came on her dog
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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