I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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