Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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