Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize