Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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