whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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