Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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