We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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