i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
