$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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