So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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