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(503): View more from Oregon

I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever

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(309): View more from Illinois

I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.

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(703): View more from Virginia

She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...

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(317): View more from Indiana

I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....

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(309): View more from Illinois

it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.

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(760): View more from California

It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls

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