I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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