I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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