Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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