I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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