I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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