I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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