Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You took a bar mat shot.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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