He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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