He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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