i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Randomize
