We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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