You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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