I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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