The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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