yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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