No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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