What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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