After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My liver just broke up with me...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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