Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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