I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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