wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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