I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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