your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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